Germ Warfare™

Germ Warfare™ Vitamin C, zinc, and unfounded confidence

Immune Defense Bundle

Cold season is a character flaw. At least, that's what this bundle implies when you buy it in October and forget about it by November.

• Gut Feelings™ handles your microbiome, because 70% of your immune system lives in your gut and deserves better than what you've been feeding it.
• Vegetable Guilt Eraser™ covers the nutrients you'd get from vegetables if you ate them.
• Fountain of Youth™ rounds it out with collagen and the specific kind of optimism that comes from believing you can outrun aging with a monthly subscription.
• Three products. One immune system. None of this is FDA approved.

One-time purchase: $105, for people who panic-buy during flu season. Subscribe & Save (15% off): $89.25/mo, for people who have decided to be proactive about their health this year (citation needed).

Cancel anytime. Your immune system will not notice.